Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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