i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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