4 words: hood of his car
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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