Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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