I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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