please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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