I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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