Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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