We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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