butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So apparently I’m into choking now
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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