Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Randomize
