Pregnant stripper...not hot.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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