You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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