Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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