She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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