you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
So. Much. Porn.
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