I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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