In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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