I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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