I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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