all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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