we're blogging at a bar
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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