guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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