We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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