Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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