So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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