I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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