Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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