yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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