Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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