Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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