I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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