what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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