So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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