absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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