It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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