I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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