Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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