I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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