is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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