he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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