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Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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