So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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