is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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