I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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