Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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