burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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