I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm like, not good at living.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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