Where is the hickey?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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