i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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