I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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