Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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