If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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